1. The Tortured Poets Department
Yes, I am one of those people. The Tortured Poets Department has it all in my book and I will die on this hill. At the peak of her career while also doing the Eras Tour, the mad lad managed to put out an album with over thirty songs – talk about productivity.
We've got the songs to dance to, we've got the tearjerkers, we've got the songs to giddily kick our legs to and we've got girlboss energy in the form of songs – sometimes, all these things even come together in a single track, depending on how you want to interpret them. Looking at you, I Can Do It With A Broken Heart.
Honorary mentions on The Tortured Poets Department: Who's Afraid Of Little Old Me, So Long, London and every other track on there, honestly. Show some more love for I Hate It Here, The Bolter and The Prophecy, though! Way too few people seem as obsessed with those songs as I deem appropriate.
And now, let me ask again – what does your ranking look like? Let us know in the comments!