If You Do This In Warzone Then You're A Moron & I Hate You

Buy me back! Buy me back, now!

4. When you keep spamming the buy station, you make me not want to buy you back. At the very least, I'm paying for the other dude first. Once or twice can be helpful to help me navigate, but you don't need to keep reminding me that you're dead. We're still looking for loot, just wait a minute. Christ. | © Activision Blizzard

Gulag? Yuck. New game, please!

3. Since day one, we've had to get used to this, but it still drives me up the wall when people quit before even trying their Gulag. Ideally there would be a temp-ban for quitting early, but that's never going to happen, so please just be a decent human being and at least try your Gulag before you leave. There are guides to help you in the Gulag, at least try, that's all I'm asking. | © Activision Blizzard

This way we can all enjoy my trashy music.

2. This one goes out to all the players that leave their mic open and then play music even louder than this mf'er used to be. The problem has become so much worse since next-gen consoles started releasing controllers with in-build mics. It's actually pretty sad when hear a guy grinding midday and neglecting his child, though. | © Activision Blizzard

A self-revive? All for me?

1. In fairness to the Warzone community, I've only seen this go down a handful of times, and it usually leads to team members immediately leaving. By far the most toxic play in Warzone is getting yourself a self-revive, or some other goody from the Buy Station, when your team members are waiting for buybacks. Unforgivable. | © Activision Blizzard

I've been solo-queuing quads recently, because on some fundamental level, I hate myself. And between freezing at the buy station and getting gunned down by planes, I'm surprised I haven't destroyed something yet. I've definitely rage-quit more times than I care to admit. But some players are so infuriating, I just want to go in to a dark room and scream. Here are the dumbest, most toxic, and mindless plays I've seen in the last few weeks. I just need to get this out of my system.